February 2012
Anonymous asked: なたは様 ら束ら ら他はマラ!!!
Anonymous asked: Just wondering.. What are you doing and how are you managing to loose weight? #ineedtips
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My brother has been friends with my co-worker for a week and is already texting him. I’ve been working with him since September and I don’t even have his number.
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE SOOOOOO PRETTY. I mean if I was as pretty as you I'd come of anon. But I'm not. Your only 14 and your gorgeous. <3 :)
I'm not forever alone, I'm forever available.
mattsharpie replied to your post: the anon who...
STOP ITTTTT. :/ I’m not getting any dick whatsoever.
Anonymous asked: Would you be upset if a girl messaged you that?
the anon who made my day should message me off anon though haha :)
High fives to my anons for being super fantastic tonight
except that one mean anon. fuck you bro.
but high fives to the others.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
mattsharpie replied to your post: I think Matt likes you. He seems to flirt a lot.
This persons does not know what “flirt” means
obviously.
Anonymous asked: I think Matt likes you. He seems to flirt a lot.
mattsharpie replied to your post: mattsharpie replied to your post: I think I just…
it’s true..
I’m not trying to get some dick. I swear.
mattsharpie replied to your post: I think I just made your day.
look at you trying to get some dick
MATT
OH GOD.
Anonymous asked: I think I just made your day.
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“I’d hit that if you weren’t 15.”
omfg tho
mattsharpie replied to your post: Matt just told me to shut up I don’t like it…
shut up
I’m just gonna start ignoring you..like starting…now.
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Matt just told me to shut up
I don’t like it when people tell me to shut up :(
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why does everyone think I’m older than 14.
whyyyyyyy
Anonymous asked: i'd hit that if you weren't 15.
Anonymous asked: post your side bar picture?
Hey anon,
didn’t anyone tell you that if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all?
xoxo
Anonymous asked: shut up bitch you're ugly
I guess that I don’t look like that much of a slut in my sidebar pic.
but I do have shorts that are short on lol
new sidebar picture.
I look like a hoe though but whatever. I like that picture.
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"If I met you in real life" ... finish it in my...
sammy49314:
SOMEONE JUST PUT SOMETHING IN MY ASK.
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Sometimes when guys like pictures of me on here, I get a little boost of confidence.
Sometimes.
why did I have to get frostbite yesterday though?
omfg.
ugh.
flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka